Death of a Cell Phone, a Victim to Baby Drool

Explain to me why babies have such a fascination with cell phone. My 11 month old has to have my phone and it has become his “paci” so to speak. Yes, the baby who refuses a pacifier but will be calmed in a moments notice if you just give him my cell phone. It doesn’t have to be turned on or even working but it does have to be my phone. No fake or phony phone will do, oh no, we know the difference and will not except any cheap imitation. If we try to pull a fast one, the fake phone is flung across the room in a fit of rage.

I know my poor phone cries every time his tiny little hands start digging in my purse. It knows the terror that is coming. I just here it begging me “please don’t let him, stop, no, no, no…..” Then it happens, I whip it out in a moments notice to calm the baby from his fit of the moment. He sucks on it, slobbers on it and just plain soaks it in baby drool. Don’t forget the pain inflicted each time the baby flings it down on the hard floor only to burst the battery right off the back.

All the baby drool first inflicted the screen on my phone, leaving it with a line up the middle like it has slobber trapped on the inside.

Next vibration mode that is oh so important in my life, has been brought to a sad week little vibration as though the phone has no more energy to send out even a simple buzz.

Finally the keys have just stopped working. No buttons to push and no calls to be made. It will still ring in new calls but since the buttons won’t work, sorry we can’t answer. Don’t leave me a message either, it will not be received.

My poor phone has reached its timely death and will be greatly missed. It was a good little phone and deserved so much better.

Too bad the poor phone won’t even get a peaceful after life. Instead it is now going to remain baby’s phone, so now mommy can enjoy the use of her new phone without the feeling of slobber in her ear.

Mommy the TV is broken…..

Saturday afternoon my son wakes me up from my nap on the couch to tell me “Mommy the TV is broken". In my half slumber state I am thinking “what did you do” and then I see on the TV screen “National Get Out and Play Day” Nickelodeon actually shut off the cartoons from 12-3.

Good for Nickelodeon for encouraging our kids to get out and play. This is very bad for me because now I have to wake up from my very short lived nap and get out and play. Thanks Nick! Thanks for taking away Sponge Bob the one time I could use him the most. Any other time I am hating that annoying little sponge and today he was suppose to help me out.

I find it pretty funny that Nickelodeon is having their Get out and Play day and the other major TV networks are calling this past week National Stay at Home Week. One is promoting that we watch more TV and the other trying to reduce TV. Ironic don’t you think!

Taking Back 10 Hours of My Life, One Week at a Time

Today I have great news to share…. If you have been following my blog you know that I am often frustrated that my husband will not let me give up my career so that I can stay home with my kids. This is something I want so much. Part of it is because I just don’t spend enough time with my kids, I am exhausted all the time from cleaning, cooking, raising kids, being the taxi driver, getting no sleep because of the baby and being away from home 50 hours a week for work.

Wednesday, Thomas became ill again. Once again I have missed another day of work because once again my husband can’t stay home so it falls on me. He expects me to work, but to also pick up all parenting duties. This is BS…Frustrated and ready to snap I had a meltdown.

I looked at my calendar and in the past three months I have worked one full week and all the rest I have been out a day here or their for various reasons. Now this year has been exceptionally bad for funerals in my family. I had one cousin die in a motorcycle accident and the other died of bone cancer. Both of them were in their 30’s. Tragic!

I feel so bad every time I leave early, call in sick or what not and I have just had it. When I am deathly ill I drag my a@# in to work because of all the other days I end up missing. Now when I am sick I end up working and going home and taking care of my kids. I just don’t get to rest like I should when I am sick. It Sucks!

Anyway, back to the whole meltdown and work thing. The next day when I returned to work I sat down with my boss. Let me just say I work for the best employer on the planet. I was upset because once again I have missed a day of work. He points out to me that I don’t need to worry about it and it happens. They never say anything and it just drives me crazy. Not that I want to get in trouble but it just doesn’t seem right.

I am so frustrated over all this so I ask if it is possible to reduce my hours to 32 per week. I am stressed, managing way too much and I just need to cut back on something. To my amazement they said yes. I was so thrilled.

First I am thrilled because I will now have 10 (8 work hours and 2 lunch hours) additional hours a week with my kids. Time I can play with them or do something else that needs done. Heck I might even find a little time for me.

Second I am thrilled because I can change my schedule so that I can cut out the over priced daycare that my son goes to each day after he gets out of kindergarten. (I will blog on this later, come back for this one because it will be good)

Third my husband isn’t happy about the pay cut but I am keeping my career as he insists and still taking back some of my time. So I don’t care how he feels about this change. I am taking it!

What would you do if you had ten additional hours a week that are now yours to do with as you wish? (sleep, play, drink your self stupid, I want to know)

The One Word Conversation….

I love the after school conversations with my son when he gets home each day from Kindergarten. They go something like this.

Me: How was your day?
Luke: Fine

Me: What did you do today?
Luke: Nothing

Me: Did you read stories today?
Luke: No

Me: Did you cut with scissors?
Luke: No

Me: What did you do?
Luke: Nothing (a more frustrated version of this answer)

Me: Was today gym day?
Luke: Yes

Me: What did you do in Gym?
Luke: Nothing

Me: Who is your gym teacher? Is it a man or woman? (This is week five of school and I still don’t know the answer to this one)
Luke: Don’t know…

Me: So you are telling me your teacher sits in the class room all morning, says nothing and does nothing the entire class time.
Luke: MOMMY!

Ok it isn’t always a one word answer, sometimes I get two words. I have this conversation or a similar one with him every day. It just about drives me nuts. If these are the answers I am getting at five what is he going to be like when he is a teenager? I don’t even want to think about that. Do your kids do this also or is this just something boys do?

Must See TV Week...

Its premier week, it’s premier week…. It is finally that time of year where all the new TV shows will start and the annoying reruns can go away. YEAH!!!!

I don’t watch much TV but I do have a couple shows that I get really excited over. I mean really excited and I just can’t miss them. There are only two shows on TV that I will rearrange everything in my life to make sure I am parked in front of the TV when they come on. My must see TV shows are Heroes and Lost.

If you have been on my blog before you have probably noticed the countdown clock on the left for Heroes. I love this show and I have been counting down the days for tonight to come.

Tonight is kick off night for me and my must see TV. I enjoy Dancing with the Stars but it does conflict with Heroes. In the past I have tried recording a show and watching another but I never go back and watch what was recorded because I just don’t have the time. So I must choose…. Well tonight I will watch Dancing with the Stars for the first hour and then at 9 it is all about Heroes.

When my favorite TV shows are on I put the kids to bed as early as possible and if they wake up it is all on my husband because I am not missing a moment. I don’t get up for anything, no food, no drinks, no potty breaks, nothing…. I am not missing a second. My kids probably think I am crazy but I am calling this my me time. I get so little me time that I make sure this is truly all about me.

A couple other shows I enjoy watching but am not rearranging my life for include, The Amazing Race, Desperate Housewives, Grays Anatomy, Dancing with the Stars & Criminal Minds. These are usually shows that are on while I am giving baths, doing bed time routines, getting ready for the next day, or I am in bed myself and 9 times out of 10 I miss the last 10 minutes because I have fallen asleep. I hate when I do that….. Of course with Heroes and Lost none of the above things are happening because my butt is firmly planted into the couch.

It seems so silly to be so hooked on a couple of TV show but I don’t watch much so I make sure I get the most out of the few shows I do actually love to watch. Since it is premier week, what shows are on your must see TV list? Are you as crazy about any one show in particular, like I am?

Also, if you are a Lost or Heroes junky like I am let me know. You just made a new friend… LOL